What Should PA Call Me

When I schedule stalk my crush so that I can coordinate when I see him/her…

When we had all-class meetings freshman year…

When my house counselor makes food…

When I think someone sees me in a car illegally but I don’t get caught…

When I havent slept at all…

When I send an email to the wrong person because I forgot the 1 at the end…

When I’m trying to write an essay past 1 am…

When I see that cute teaching fellow…

Every now and then I’m just like…

When I’m on the Andover dresses tumblr…

My responses are any of the following:

When my teacher takes the test from my hands before I’m done

When I complain about work to anyone…

When girls stress eat but then list every thing they ate that day…

I’m like:

When I still have money left on my blue card at the end of the year

When I’m writing an in-class essay and the person next to me has a page written within the first 15 minutes